For my first Thanksgiving as a host, I bought the biggest turkey they had in the store. So once I got home I got on my computer and looked up directions on how to cook a turkey because I didn't know how of course. So I pre-heated the oven and did what I was supposed to. So I forgot to set a timer for when i put the turkey in and I burned it and I didn't know that at the time. When people started bringing food inside I felt so bad because it all looked so good and mine looked like poop so i decided to take the turkey in bedroom and put make up on it so it would look normal and hopefully taste normal also. So now we are seated at the dining table saying prayer and then I brought in the turkey and it looked amazing so everyone got a lot of it and then my bathroom was stinky because apparently people don't like make up on their turkey. So to make it up to them I decided to make a desert ya you think making a cake would be easy ya no it was the hardest thing but thats only because I bought the wrong igredients ooopsy. And thats why we all ate hamburgers.
